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Your Child's Costume Ist D​ü​ll Ünd Üninspired (Halloween Single)

by HEINRICH!

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HEINRICH! was psyched for Halloween He had carved a pumpkin while on Dexedrine Decorated the haus with ghosts und ghouls Und pictures of the guy from Tool The children had ein year to get ready And create costumes that were very scary Bur the kids who came to HEINRICH!’s door Were dressed like superheroes - What a fuckin’ bore Your child’s costume is dull and uninspired Like the final season of Spencer for Hire Freddy Kruger und Michael Myers? Your child’s costume is dull and uninspired Your child’s costume is dull and uninspired As fresh as yogurt that has expired Your attempt at being relevant has backfired Your child’s costume is dull and uninspired So HEINRICH! Shouted at the Mom und Dads Asking how these costumes could be so fuckin’ bad But they just stood there with their mouths agape Unable to imagine – unable to create So HEIRNRICH! Slammed his door in their faces For turning their children into boring disgraces Forced to lives that are filled mit hate Unable to dream – unable to escape Your child’s costume is dull and uninspired It’s definitely a look that should be retired Taken to the dumpster where your youngster was sired Your child’s costume is dull and uninspired
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Back before everyone had doorbell cameras and an extensive collection of firearms, there was glorious tradition in Berlin (Pennsylvania) known as “Mischief Night”. On October 30th, the children of Berlin would roam the streets exacting retribution on those who had distributed boxes of raisons, tooth brushes, and/or religious tracks instead of candy on the previous Halloween.
HEINRICH! misses Mischief Night and will continue to work tirelessly to have it proclaimed as a national holiday.

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released September 30, 2022

HEINRICH! Vocals and synths

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HEINRICH! Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In 1981, minimalist synth pioneer HEINRICH! fled from East Berlin to West Berlin. This act of heroism is in no way diminished by the fact that, at the time, HEINRICH resided in Berlin, Pennsylvania.

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