Your Louisiana License Plate Does Not Give You the Right to Lie to a Child

by HEINRICH!

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1.	Alles Isst HEINRICH! (Feat. Caustic) (free) 02:50	lyrics	download
Alles isst HEINRICH! Und HEINRICH! isst alles All eat HEINRICH! And HEINRICH! eats all HEINRICH! was headed down to Uruguay There was a rugby match in which he had to play So he booked a flight on a rickety plane All of his friends thought he was INSANE! That’s how he ended up in the Andes Surrounded by dead bodies and box of candy He did want any feelings to get hurt So he ate the candy and saved the bodies for dessert Two weeks later a rescue team arrived They wondered how HEINRICH! had managed to survive They said “HEINRICH, you are looking really great” “In fact, we think you might have gained some weight” They didn’t seem to notice the piles of bones Or the fact that HEINRICH! was all alone For HEINRICH! that day was quite a treat For now he had candy and rescuers to eat On the third day HEINRICH! let the horse run free ‘Cause he was tripping balls on LSD There had never been a plan or a crash Just some tabs of acid and a pound of hash Because HEINRICH! ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit’
2.	C'mon, Press Play (free) 05:31	lyrics	download
I was working part-time at the 5 & dime My boss was Charles Manson. Yes that was his name and it was spelled the same But he looked exactly like Ted Danson Now overcast days cause my nose to bleed And the skies were looking kinda grey But then I found a groovebox and a reason to rock So now I’m gonna just press play So, c’mon, press play C’mon, press play Don’t you want to hear what HEINRICH! has to say? So, c’mon, press play C’mon, press play Go fuck yourselves And have a nice day I was drinking when I wrote this So sue me if I wrecked your car But life is a test of the drugs you can digest That’s why I drove into this bar Now I’m sitting on a bench holding a monkey wrench Giving you the finger and a piece of my mind You must be cursed because you suck worse Than Bush at Woodstock ‘99 Because HEINRICH! ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit’.
3.	Coming To You With A Special Offer (Feat. Vienna Lovich) (free) 03:14	lyrics	download
Coming to you with a special offer x 4 Went to the bank to cash a check Teller said “Hello, HEINRICH!” “Let me see what you’ve got here” “HEINRICH!, this check ain’t gonna clear” “It’s written on a piece of human skin” “And signed in blood by Tiny Tim” I need a way to refill my coffers So I’m coming to you with a special offer Tried to apply for a credit card But that online form was way too hard How should I know my date of birth? I was left on the doorstep of a church I’ve gotta find a way to make some cash That doesn’t involve smuggling hash Got a hot date with Cindy Lauper So I’m coming to you with a special offer
4.	Let's Eat The Baby Jesus (free) 02:27	lyrics	download
It was Christmas time in HEINRICH!Land So HEINRICH! built a snowman It stood nearly nine feet tall And filled the carolers with awe HEINRICH! prayed with all his might To bring the snowman to life Suddenly its eyes glowed red It turned to HEINRICH! and said Let’s eat the baby Jesus Let’s eat the baby Jesus Let’s eat the baby Jesus I want to make it clear Let’s eat the baby Jesus Let’s eat the baby Jesus Let’s eat the baby Jesus At Christmas Time this year It marched through town with an axe Looking for someone to hack The people hid themselves in stores And turned the locks on their doors The traffic cop he hollered “STOP!” And that’s when it began to chop It chopped off arms; it chopped off heads Then turned to HEINRICH! and said Because HEINRICH! ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit’

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Following decades of protracted legal wrangling, "Your Louisiana License Plate Does Not Give You the Right to Lie to a Child" - long thought to be HEINRICH!'s "lost" album - has been made available to the public.

This EP -and ONLY this EP - can protect your family from animal attacks. So, show the people in your life that you care about their safety and download a copy today.

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released May 5, 2023

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HEINRICH! Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In 1981, minimalist synth pioneer HEINRICH! fled from East Berlin to West Berlin. This act of heroism is in no way diminished by the fact that, at the time, HEINRICH resided in Berlin, Pennsylvania.

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